David DeSandro

David DeSandro is a front-end developer at nclud in Washington, DC. He runs a side-business, Metafizzy, developing delightful web resources.

March 12, 2011

I’m not an iPhone power user. You can tell as my home screen resembles the default. Looking at it now, I’m wondering what Calculator, Photos, and iPod are doing there considering how infrequently I use them.

Maps is my killer app. It’s my favorite reason for owning an iPhone. As such it gets premier placement in the corner office where bitchfaced Pete Campbell sometimes comes by and says something asinine and creepy. Maps just stars him down in a cloud a smoke. With vodka on his breathe, Maps makes a reply in three words that alludes to a solution for Pete, while simultaneously expressing a post-modern axiom that concisely explains 1960’s culture.

I don’t like folders. Compared to grouping apps in pages, they are an ugly, less elegant solution. Sean Sperte knows what I’m talkin’bout.

Black background is still the best. Backgrounds cause more clutter.